I missed out on great crypto bubble of ‘17. Then I ended up buying high right before it popped, and now I feel like a dumbass. But there is still hope! You can make me feel better by throwing me the fruits of your sound crypto-currency investment strategies so I can look like I’m not irresponsible with money.
(I don’t actually need the money because I have a job that pays real well, so if you think there’s someplace better to send your hard-earned DOGE then you’re probably right.)
Donations are much appreciated, and will be used to further inflate my ego.